Diary of a Typical Girl

I'm Taylor. Sup.

Open bars are dangerous. It also doesn’t help that I was still drunk from last night when I woke up. Oooooops

forestprnce:

cat things

(via officialfrenchtoast)

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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(Source: obvious-electricity, via unclefather)

bleu:

domme-chronicles:

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

I love this for the F/m aspect to it (even though it’s perfectly vanilla-sweet). When submissive men offer ‘service’, to me it looks a lot more like this clip than it looks like, say, licking my boots clean with his tongue.

"Hey I’m whiny and my feet are sore."

"Here, let me fix that problem for you!"

(okay fine, a piggy back really isn’t on the cards for most people, but him offering to do something useful and practical like carry all the stuff: yes please).

what the fuck